Katsumi: "...Everyone is ready?" "...Ahem."

Girls: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Sayuri: "U-um... Today, one year ago, RCD's very first release came out!"

Sora: "The legendary 0.1.0.0 version!!!"

Maya: "Yeah, don't make me remember that..."

Misaki: "And so we wanted to make you a little surprise..."
                  "B-because we're forced to! Alright?! I didn't want to do it!"

Katsumi: "During this first year, we managed to live through three full chapters in addition to the prologue."

Sayuri: "Ah, but we're only days away from the fourth chapter..."
                 "So couldn't we count that in?"

Maya: "Or we could've just moved the anniversary a week or two..."

Misaki: "That would put us right into Christmas and New Year territory, though..."

Katsumi: "No, we won't do any of that."
                      "We must remain accurate regarding release count and schedule."
                      "Any irregularity might impact the trust placed in us."

Maya: "You can say that again..."
                "It's not you standing around in the tutorial room all day, waiting for some impatient player who realized he missed the last beach event..."

Sora: "First-year, early release, Misaki-senpai's treasure-thing, public release, Katsumi-senpai's journal-thingy..."
             "Crap! Isn't the schedule way too packed?!"

Katsumi: "Please do not swear, Sora-chan."

Sora: "S-sorry, Senpai!"
             "It's just..."
             "I don't wanna get scolded because we keep sending messages and stuff!!!"

Sayuri: "Ah, it's fine!"
                 "I read online that guys actually love getting hundreds of messages per day... if they're from girls!"

Misaki: "I... I'm not sure I want to risk doing that, but..."
                  "On the other hand, if I could get away with sending hundreds of ads..."

Maya: "You don't need to worry."
                "Haptales made it so all criticism and bad feedback get forwarded to Sayucchi's mailbox."

Sayuri: "(Sniff)"
                 "I'm sorry for deleting your Android saves! (Sniff)"
                 "I'm sorry if the pacing was all wrong! (Sniff)"
                 "I'm sorry for ruining your immersion and how Misaki-san was treated last chapter! (Sniff)"
                 "I'm sorry for making you think the game has NTR in it!!!"
                 "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry everyone!!! (Sob)"

Sora: "Uwah!"
             "Please don't cry, Senpai!"

Maya: "Yes, stop trying to garner sympathy by acting all pitiful."
                "You're not getting any closer to first place in the next poll, girl."

Sayuri: "Waaah! (Sob)"
                 "Please vote for me! (Sob)"

Katsumi: "...Let's get back on topic."
                      "So, for this first anniversary, we wanted to surprise you, but..."
                      "Sadly, Haptales isn't here, as there is apparently still a lot of work before the early release."

Sora: "W-wait! It's the game's birthday, right?! How come Haptales isn't here?!"

Maya: "Heh."
                "Guess Haptales is the kind of parent who misses their kid's birthday party because of work."

Sayuri: "...The worst..."

Maya: "Welp, if the show's over, I'm heading out."
                "I still gotta deal with all those people asking about creepy Hap-chan."

Misaki: "(Sigh)"
                  "Yes, let's cut our losses here..."

Sayuri: "Ah! But before that!"
                 "Thank you for playing our game!"

Katsumi: "...Thank you for following our story."

Misaki: "Thank you for your support!"

Sora: "Ah! Um, um...!"
             "Thank you for allowing us to exist!"

Maya: "..."
                "Thank you for having really, really questionable tastes."

Girls: "THANK YOU!"